Knight Rider 2008

Well here some shots of the new series that continous of the old one.

The new Kit:














Kit Camo Morphing:








Kit being sympathetic:



Kit in super car mode:













Kit taking one for the home team:





Mike and Michael Knight:







Well the new series ain't bad.... should be a good watch.

WTF moment.

Super Midget.

Battlestar Razor.

No wonder the Cyclones couldn't hack the Peagasus because their windows pcs crashed before hand!!

Watching Jumper makes me wanna jump.

Ramesh and Moggie can tell ya when watching Jumper I talked more than the main actor. That's probably true since the whole movies was juvenile and full of plot holes.

First, there is was no establish for the Paladines to kill any Jumpers although the dialogue indicated that Jumpers will 'go bad' after a time. There was not even a historical reference of one Jumper commiting murderous abuses with his power. Not even one reference.

But what really bugs me about Jumper is the use of their abilities. Bad guys show up, OK first time appearence. Don't know how to fight them. Next encounter should be with a gun. Pop in. Pop the mofo. Pop out. Jesus. WTF can be the problem with doing that? No, he is a good guy. Let's see, almost killed his dad, about to kill gf. And the only thing he did is teleport Sammy to the grand canyon. So he can come back later and finish off his dad and gf.

The Paladine Hunter is the most likeable person in the movie... at least he uses a lot of creative ways in an attempt to kill Sammy.

Verdict: Piss Poor Movie. Give me back my 2 hours.

You know you in the shitz when...

When your h0 sayz....

Kidnapped by aliens. Spared the probe.

After my long hiatus am back. Just watch Macross Frontier, all I gotta say fantastic, fucking animation for a TV series. Seriously, especially the 3D. If you watched a lot of anime with 3D in it you notice that the 3D and the 2D are awkward when edited togather. The anime following its own style while the 3D being stiff.

Well in Macross F, forget it. The 3D is so well down and storyboarded togather that the 2D style for the action flows right into the 3D animation.

Well, I can't really kiss ass until I see epi 2 and judge how consistant will the animation quality be.

But if you want to know the story then its a revamp of the original Macross but in the future following the backstory of the other Macross series. You got old (and I'll shall use the american names cuz am a bastard and will piss off a lot of real Macross fans) Ricky Hunter get his butt into a Veritech to save Minmay. The end credits reinforce with modernise versions (although a bit more sombre) of the good old classic: Do you remember love? (AI - OBOETE IMASU KA). 

Macross F is considered the Official Sequel to the original Macross.


Ok now the mecha!! The baddies (incredibly tough bastards and the veritechs):











Lyn Minmay: (Ranka Lee or Lanka works at a restaurant)




Rick Hunter: (Saotome Alto, he flies around as a flying troupe using a personal jetpack and wings)




The famous nude scene from the 1st Macross is ready out of the way!



And if you look hard you'll find old Roy Focker. If anyone notice the story follows the new trend, for this year, of an older guy falling in love with a younger (dare I say loli) girl.

Don't Tase me bro!!!

Shut the fuck up! This guys is a political canidate, he has police protection. You caused a fuss, they ejected you and no, you don't have a right to be there since it's private property. You resisted the police with almost crazed like actions. And you cry when they tase your ass?

Asshole + Ego + No Brains = Tased Mutherfukker.



This clip is when he is taken off stage and of course resisting quite forceably then tasered.



This clip is after those events where you can see he is being an asshole and his intelligence is at quesiton.

Explosive Diarrhea.

We all had it at some point in our lives. But its no joke... seriously..... like this poor mofo.... http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=240

iPhone's killer features(less)

Real life situations for the iPhone:

iPhone user recieves a SMS:

"Dude took a great pic of this guy n mad skillz on the mat at the shopping. Sending a MMS of it."

"Can't receive MMS send it to my email."

"What? You want me to go to hotmail n email it to u? R u crazy? It would take a damn long time!"

"I can't revecive MMS. It's an iPhone."

iPhone user at pub with friends:

"Quick, quick take a video of us!"

"Yeah! Want to save the moment where we're all together!"

"Can't. My iPhone can't take video..."

"Goddamn it. Here, I'll use my Nokia. I'll MMS it to u later."

"Email it to me."

iPhone user n friend:

"Dude, I make this cool ringtone mix! Fricking sweet eh?"

"Damn that's sick."

"I'll MMS it to ya."

"I don't have MMS. And I can't use it as a ringtone."

".........."

iPhone user = mobile phone community outcast.

Social Experiment Part 5

So i have uploaded the full set of GirlRage Remix songs to Demonoid. The songs are:

a-Ha - Take On Me (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Anberlin - ready fuels (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Foo Fighters - Learn to fly (GirlRage Remix).mp3
If I Am - Nine Days (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Nickelback - Someday (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Nidji - Heaven (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Nine Days - Absolutely (Story of a Girl) (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (GirlRage Remix).mp3
Tenacious D - Kickapoo (GirlRage Remix).mp3
TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (GirlRage Remix).mp3
The Darkness - Growing On Me (GirlRage Remix).mp3
The Presidents of the USA - Video killed the radio star GirlRage Remix).mp3

Should be fun how far it travels.

Social Experiment part 4

So i was bored and started searching around the net on how far my GirlRage had spread since it has been 5 months. Using google i came across this site...

http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:o2yifSckkoYJ:cn.last.fm/user/DanjHC/+girlrage&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=24&client=opera

Other then being on all the main torrent sites except Demoniod (the admin i think took it down) i am surprise it is on what looks to be an internet radio site.

Other than that i have been merrily hanging around Sharikou's blog absorbing the insansity of it all. I think my fellow LYN members think i am crazy at times when referring to his blog but it is the crazy people that get the world turning, ne?

Am sure they are very careful not to insult me as i am a Trade Enforcer in the forums but hell i love a good arguement. It's in arguements that the most interesting bits of info pop up.

Webs.

Spidie, what pure, silky webs you have. 'All the better to spooge you baby.'



Wait a minute, Spidie shoots white, Black Spide shoots white who shoots black? Someone shooting from the side I bet. Hope MJ is insisting on protection.

Social Experiment turn small time hobby.

Since I was feeling particularly creative today I thought I'll do a mini album for GirlRage. So I got busy and am gonna upload a torrent for the album which will have the original GirlRage's TISM - everyone else has had more sex than me along with 4 other songs. Added is: Anberlin - Ready Fuels (GirlRage Remix), Nickleback - Someday (GirlRage Remix), Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (GirlRage Remix) (with TISM Backup Bunnies) and The Darkness - Growing On Me (GirlRage Remix).

If you are curious you can google for them. But since no reads my blog hahaha I clear and free from the Record Industry looking to rape someone up the ass.

Death of Spiderman, thank fucking god. Pt 5.

You're mine beeotch! Lean back, end shot. Show sword flying, end shot. Sword in baddie and he falls down, end shot. Explosion, end shot.



Who the fuck are these people?!!? The Marvel universe don't produce enough bad guys to choose from?



Yes, a hard day's work dropping a massive brick on your laps I dare say.


There you have it. This series lasted 5 episodes. Made by Toei. Stan, buddy. Sue sue sue!!!

The Amazing Spiderman pt4.

Apparently, Spidy been busy. This is number 7 out of a collection.



Spidy freelanced as a tech on the Sentinel project.



Spidy loved Wonderwoman comics.



The headband flies off and hits the baddie. Wonderwoman is so proud.



You know you are in the shit when a giant robo pulls out its sword. Better not bend over.

Spidy pt3.

You see those red buttons? They are DIP switches for Spidy to control Marveller using the Spider Tweezer.



Marveller, which is apparently not Stan Lee coming to the rescue. Yes, that is a lion's head on the 'space ship'.



The Spidy car, flies out of Marveller's ass. Picks up the S man. Flies back up Marveller's ass.



Marveller changes into Genie!! WTF?!? Who is Genie?!!?



Genie's head is hidden under Marveller's lion head. Genius I tell you.

Spiderman Pt2

Always keep a hanky handy. In case you need to wanky.



OMG it's Carnage!!



Spidy zipper.



OMFG it's the Spiderman!!!



Hahhaha cool hobby man.

Japanese Live Action Spiderman 1978

Pictures speak a 1000 words. Moggie was kind enough to pass me the avi.



You know it's bad when the subbers ask that question.



Where's the red undies bub?



One of his kinks is bondage.



Dude, he got it engraved 'n all.



Obviously he is referring to spooge.



Well, yeah it's protein and all. You need it to build muscles and cells.



The spooge or your damn kink?



Yes, Obiwan.



I thought Obiwan joins the Force?



Part timing from Charlotte's Web.



You can call Stan Lee 1 million times, he ain't setting foot on your damn show.



And your mommy will come and kiss it all better too.