Monday, December 07, 2009

Tentacle Porn from Indonesia.

You'll never believe until you saw it. Indonesia's best tentacle porn ever ahahahah.


Pembalasan ratu pantai selatan or Lady Terminator.





The Sense of No Smell.

I caught the flu about more than a week ago. Which after a few days recovering from it my sense of smell was gone! I waited 4 days for it to return until I decided to do some net searching as to the cause of it. It was either a sinus infection or a flu virus. Best case my sense of smell should return in about a month. Worst case my nerves that are used to detect smells are damaged. Since my nose was totally dry. I mean totally dry as in no moisture at all I surf for remedies.

So not waiting for fate to play its hand I started rinsing my sinus with a saline solution of 1 tb of salt and 1 tb of baking soda. This got my sinus going again with pointing my nose to the ground my sinus began to drain. I snotted alot of luggies out finally and my sense of smell has returned slowly.

Now this is a quick post but let me tell exactly what happens when you do not have a sense of smell. Your tongue can only detect sour, sweet, bitter and salty flavours. It cannot detect the degree of intensity of those three flavours. That's right you can give a whole spoon of sugar and I can only tell it was sweet not how sweet. Your apparently plays a vital part in tasting all your food. As you chew the vapour of the food travel up the throat of your mouth into the back of the nose where it smells what you are chewing. Everything you put in your mouth is tasted by your nose. That is freaking incredible. So remember to love food you gotta love your nose.

BTW I was chewing and chomping whole chillies, seeds and all nonstop and I can tell I didn't feel any heat. Which means, you guessed it, your nose is in charge of telling just how spicy food is not your tongue. Sure my tongue tingled a bit but since the spicy oily vapours can't reach my nose's nerves it didn't bother me one bit.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Star Fleet thanks Nero for advancing their military technology.

Star Fleet should thank Nero for forcing them to advance their ship's (personal) weapon technology from the classic Star Trek Phaser beam below:



To what looks like a Burst Particle Canon which is similar to the advance technology Spock is using 154 years into the future.



Did I ever mention that this movie is the movie that brought be back to Star Trek ever since I dropped it when that Star Trek: The Next (fucking useless) Generation and all the crap that followed Star Trek VI.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Star Trek 2009 Blu Ray. Where the ray gun is gone.


As predicted in the Blu Ray release the Romalian gun has be rubbed out. Maybe they will do some digital touch up for G.I. Joe, like anyone cares about that steaming piece of shit.



Thursday, October 22, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Star Trek whoopsie.

Haven't posted in a while so I thought I whip this out. Since I had such a good time spotting all the technical mistakes in GI Joe like Storm Shadow walking past the hover ships gun at the north pole which you can see the 3D mesh of the gunpod.

Here is another whoopsie I spotted in the cinema too while watching Star Trek.



Notice the phaser? Kirk jump to the platform and it is there.



Same phaser after Kirk dropped it after putting a hole in the baddie.

Apparently, the editor cut that scene with the end of the fight scene. Not a smart move. Expect it to be digitally rubbed out.

Monday, May 18, 2009

The logic of a pebble.

By now almost all of the movie goers around the world have seen the new Star Trek. Some have come to realise that Prime Spock (the Spock from the original Star Trek reality) told the audience that traveling through time only takes you to a different timeline of an alternative reality. That said, Prime Spock may never return to his own time and reality unless Spock is able to calculate and execute re-entry into his reality exactly the same time he left at the exact same spot he ripped reality.

Of course Spock that is good enough reason for Spock to hang around the current reality he is in until he figures it out. Even helps out the new gang once in a while. And if you wondered did he really travel back in time.... no he didn't. The time which Neo enter that reality was present time for them. Prime Spock enter the timeline as it moved 25 years onwards. Did he enter the future of that reality? In a sense, no. Because if he tried travel back in time after enter that reality he would enter another one. Thus, never changing the past of that reality. Confusing isn't it?

Anyway, about the pebble I mention earlier. If Neo never enter that alternative reality and killed Kirk's father will Kirk be like Prime Kirk in all manner of ways? Will Spock be Spock? Who knows but as the saying goes, drop a pebble in a pond and it ripples reach far and wide. Does the ripples change the direction reeds growing in the pond by 1mm? Does it raise the water level high enough affect growth rates? Does it introduces foreign elements into it unknown algae?

The effects will never truly be known but rest assured the traumatic event of having the Kelvin destroyed by Neo as the first encounter of the Romulan race on the whole known Universe. Think of 9/11 and how it affect us all and continues to do so and you will understand why Kirk is Kirk but exactly like him. Why Spock is a raging ball of self confidence and decisive action. Why Scotty is a little more bonkers than he usually is. Why Chekov is now just as able in Maths as Spork. Why Sulu is more outgoing. And so on and so on. Heck, because of that event the Enterprise technology is even more advance that the original Prime Enterprise.

Everything effects everything. No matter how small it is. Maybe, that is what Star Trek is really trying to tell us?